








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 153 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 213 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4405 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,613 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3631 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3809 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4914 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 3259 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,554,584 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 53 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bombaF | 70% | 27 |
| #2 | rAk$- | 66% | 32 |
| #3 | Rommu | 64% | 39 |
| #4 | ^6 Yung Vlvr | 64% | 33 |
| #5 | bonx | 59% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Karl | 51% | 86 |
| #11 | JohaNzzo | 51% | 130 |
| #12 | Raeaek' | 48% | 46 |
| #13 | karla (cybersport athlete) | 45% | 92 |
| #14 | budget broky | 44% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | karla (cybersport athlete) | 12 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | JohaNzzo | 9 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | budget broky | 9 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | Raeaek' | 4 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | bombaF | 3 | 0.0056 |





