








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 564 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 193 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




88 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8013 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,688 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11982 | 36% |
| Smokes | 8632 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 6533 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 6541 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,290,737 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2327 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pupsti | 70% | 240 |
| #2 | JohaNzzo | 59% | 222 |
| #3 | FLEXdaPl6kZ | 59% | 73 |
| #4 | budget broky | 56% | 318 |
| #5 | ហេMMoll | 55% | 179 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Raeaek' | 55% | 98 |
| #7 | olle | 54% | 52 |
| #8 | kylamees | 54% | 56 |
| #9 | Nymphh (ex semi-pro) | 45% | 92 |
| #10 | Allu | 44% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | budget broky | 82 | 0.0132 |
| #2 | Pupsti | 18 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | JohaNzzo | 16 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | Raeaek' | 7 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | ហេMMoll | 5 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pupsti | 1002 | 0.21 | 27 min |
| #2 | budget broky | 730 | 0.12 | 16 min |
| #3 | ហេMMoll | 461 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #4 | JohaNzzo | 331 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #5 | kylamees | 195 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pupsti | +3.42 | 59 | 81 |
| #2 | JohaNzzo | +3.05 | 79 | 53 |
| #3 | karla (cybersport athlete) | +1.46 | 75 | 70 |
| #4 | budget broky | +0.87 | 65 | 46 |
| #5 | olle | +0.43 | 79 | 56 |





