








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 562 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2998 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,311 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2791 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1828 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2360 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2332 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,334,297 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 233 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pupsti | 75% | 55 |
| #2 | budget broky | 62% | 103 |
| #3 | qkk | 59% | 46 |
| #4 | FLEXdaPl6kZ | 56% | 25 |
| #5 | Selver Elite | 56% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | TAFL | 54% | 28 |
| #8 | Tsifka | 53% | 30 |
| #9 | bRownie:) | 51% | 39 |
| #10 | JohaNzzo | 47% | 94 |
| #11 | ✪ punkt. ツ | 44% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | budget broky | 23 | 0.0113 |
| #2 | karla (cybersport athlete) | 20 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | qkk | 15 | 0.0165 |
| #4 | JohaNzzo | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | Pupsti | 5 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | karla (cybersport athlete) | 591 | 0.16 | 16 min |
| #2 | budget broky | 260 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | qkk | 241 | 0.27 | 5 min |
| #4 | Pupsti | 226 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #5 | JohaNzzo | 155 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pupsti | +3.86 | 63 | 82 |
| #2 | qkk | +3.06 | 82 | 60 |
| #3 | JohaNzzo | +2.83 | 81 | 55 |
| #4 | TAFL | +2.38 | 56 | 68 |
| #5 | karla (cybersport athlete) | +2.14 | 77 | 70 |





