








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 496 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 346 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3405 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,145 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2713 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1657 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 4536 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 2239 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $390,094 of utility $37 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 413 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrLean | 53% | 214 |
| #2 | acaca | 53% | 258 |
| #3 | Richard | 52% | 325 |
| #4 | n | 52% | 287 |
| #5 | Ropssssssss | 49% | 220 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | n | 30 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | Ropssssssss | 20 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | Richard | 19 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | acaca | 17 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | MrLean | 15 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | acaca | 1837 | 0.36 | 44 min |
| #2 | n | 1186 | 0.21 | 27 min |
| #3 | Richard | 738 | 0.11 | 19 min |
| #4 | Ropssssssss | 365 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #5 | MrLean | 265 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | n | +2.84 | 78 | 59 |
| #2 | acaca | +1.10 | 74 | 69 |
| #3 | Richard | -0.06 | 42 | 59 |
| #4 | alekS- | -0.42 | 74 | 70 |
| #5 | Ropssssssss | -1.05 | 37 | 52 |





