








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 173 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5186 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,702 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1819 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2262 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1982 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1639 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,066,185 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 134 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | メイドインポーランド | 36 | 0.0261 |
| #2 | Yuzi | 19 | 0.0090 |
| #3 | buren | 17 | 0.0259 |
| #4 | SonKu | 8 | 0.0099 |
| #5 | Drecklo | 8 | 0.0210 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | casco | +2.80 | 76 | 56 |
| #2 | メイドインポーランド | +2.54 | 65 | 55 |
| #3 | Yuzi | +1.14 | 71 | 44 |
| #4 | AviX | +0.92 | 63 | 48 |
| #5 | Drecklo | -2.17 | 44 | 24 |





