








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 532 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 807 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6630 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,569 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6485 | 26% |
| Smokes | 8191 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 4795 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 5098 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,475,777 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 411 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yiannos | 50% | 172 |
| #2 | amr | 49% | 172 |
| #3 | Maximus Decimus Meridius | 49% | 82 |
| #4 | SeedlessGrape | 42% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yiannos | 50% | 172 |
| #2 | amr | 49% | 172 |
| #3 | Maximus Decimus Meridius | 49% | 82 |
| #4 | SeedlessGrape | 42% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | amr | 20 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | Maximus Decimus Meridius | 14 | 0.0081 |
| #3 | Yiannos | 8 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | SeedlessGrape | 6 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | amr | 624 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| #2 | Yiannos | 568 | 0.16 | 16 min |
| #3 | Maximus Decimus Meridius | 328 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #4 | SeedlessGrape | 84 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maximus Decimus Meridius | +0.69 | 72 | 57 |
| #2 | amr | +0.43 | 82 | 67 |
| #3 | SeedlessGrape | +0.03 | 75 | 56 |
| #4 | Yiannos | -0.08 | 59 | 75 |
| #5 | appLEjk | -0.19 | 83 | 61 |





