








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 92 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
477 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,018 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 226 | 22% |
| Smokes | 242 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 275 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 275 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $140,873 of utility $197 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 47 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DraGz | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | bartl ☂ | 75% | 4 |
| #3 | Reckoning-iwnl | 67% | 3 |
| #4 | AKIRA | 61% | 18 |
| #5 | Jaki | 56% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DraGz | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | bartl ☂ | 75% | 4 |
| #3 | Reckoning-iwnl | 67% | 3 |
| #4 | AKIRA | 61% | 18 |
| #5 | Jaki | 56% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jaki | 2 | 0.0120 |
| #2 | Reckoning-iwnl | 2 | 0.0290 |
| #3 | AKIRA | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AKIRA | 42 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #2 | Jaki | 37 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #3 | Reckoning-iwnl | 19 | 0.28 | 0 min |
| #4 | bartl ☂ | 12 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| #5 | DraGz | 10 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jaki | +5.16 | 74 | 63 |
| #2 | DraGz | +3.79 | 56 | 44 |
| #3 | Reckoning-iwnl | +1.86 | 77 | 59 |
| #4 | kYU | +1.51 | 91 | 55 |
| #5 | AKIRA | +0.80 | 83 | 52 |





