








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 151 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1152 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,398 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 979 | 29% |
| Smokes | 955 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 789 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 675 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $382,872 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 185 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .ioio | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | smx_g | 56% | 16 |
| #3 | Br4ndS🏎 | 52% | 27 |
| #4 | Timo_bimo☂ | 50% | 16 |
| #5 | DraGz | 49% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Banksyy- | 42% | 19 |
| #8 | Trudo | 42% | 12 |
| #9 | ⭕⃤ JXN ⭕⃤ | 41% | 44 |
| #10 | AKIRA | 41% | 27 |
| #11 | SAFA_MERAL | 29% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DraGz | 4 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | Jaki | 4 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | AKIRA | 3 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | Timo_bimo☂ | 3 | 0.0102 |
| #5 | smx_g | 2 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jaki | 175 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #2 | Br4ndS🏎 | 103 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #3 | ⭕⃤ JXN ⭕⃤ | 76 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | DraGz | 76 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | AKIRA | 59 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Br4ndS🏎 | +2.77 | 82 | 61 |
| #2 | .ioio | +1.95 | 77 | 62 |
| #3 | Jaki | +1.78 | 74 | 62 |
| #4 | DraGz | +0.38 | 57 | 55 |
| #5 | Trudo | -0.29 | 83 | 58 |





