








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1081 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 574 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




133 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5615 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,353 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11008 | 34% |
| Smokes | 8609 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6083 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 6653 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $919,769 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 348 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pach0 | 91% | 45 |
| #2 | Kiwi | 86% | 36 |
| #3 | Hex- | 85% | 123 |
| #4 | Binkowski | 85% | 34 |
| #5 | blockeR | 84% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M1KA | 37 | 0.0108 |
| #2 | Tomas | 28 | 0.0127 |
| #3 | Knocks | 11 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | heck | 10 | 0.0102 |
| #5 | Tyson | 10 | 0.0124 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ᴾʸᵘʰ | 939 | 0.37 | 23 min |
| #2 | M1KA | 677 | 0.20 | 18 min |
| #3 | Tomas | 502 | 0.23 | 12 min |
| #4 | Hex- | 443 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #5 | Knocks | 407 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JTrops | +5.87 | 75 | 71 |
| #2 | P | +4.73 | 88 | 59 |
| #3 | Knocks | +3.92 | 60 | 85 |
| #4 | blockeR | +3.14 | 91 | 77 |
| #5 | Ishtar | +3.12 | 98 | 52 |





