








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2817 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 1249 matches | ||
| Premier | 127 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




74 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
16350 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,815 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9500 | 27% |
| Smokes | 6747 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 10280 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 8288 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,473,344 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1248 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kiwi | 87% | 289 |
| #2 | blockeR | 86% | 622 |
| #3 | Ishtar | 85% | 356 |
| #4 | Hex- | 84% | 723 |
| #5 | Binkowski | 83% | 821 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Binkowski | 47 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | blockeR | 24 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | ᴾʸᵘʰ | 22 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Hex- | 13 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Juan Tap™ | 13 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ᴾʸᵘʰ | 3370 | 0.28 | 73 min |
| #2 | Hex- | 2223 | 0.17 | 60 min |
| #3 | Binkowski | 1701 | 0.11 | 34 min |
| #4 | blockeR | 1273 | 0.12 | 35 min |
| #5 | Kiwi | 582 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P | +3.63 | 86 | 53 |
| #2 | Mosky | +3.35 | 83 | 67 |
| #3 | Ishtar | +3.17 | 97 | 50 |
| #4 | Hex- | +2.86 | 80 | 67 |
| #5 | blockeR | +2.55 | 90 | 76 |





