








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 945 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 101 matches | ||
| Premier | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 40 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




150 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6840 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,265 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3739 | 40% |
| Smokes | 1838 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1917 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1771 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,285,841 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 538 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Grubb | 51% | 156 |
| #5 | Reo | 50% | 90 |
| #6 | Eternity | 47% | 129 |
| #7 | stry | 46% | 79 |
| #8 | | 44% | 164 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eternity | 60 | 0.0234 |
| #2 | Grubb | 59 | 0.0186 |
| #3 | | 28 | 0.0087 |
| #4 | stry | 25 | 0.0159 |
| #5 | Sundown | 15 | 0.0184 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grubb | 741 | 0.23 | 19 min |
| #2 | | 275 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | Reo | 264 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #4 | Sundown | 235 | 0.29 | 6 min |
| #5 | stry | 178 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pain | +2.26 | 80 | 44 |
| #2 | Reo | +2.26 | 74 | 52 |
| #3 | Eternity | +1.42 | 85 | 36 |
| #4 | Grubb | +1.25 | 62 | 67 |
| #5 | Sundown | +1.07 | 83 | 67 |





