








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 364 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 168 matches | ||
| Premier | 147 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 147 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 138 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




266 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10568 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,379 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3512 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1680 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 3155 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3032 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,765,387 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2530 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Milzzy | 63% | 46 |
| #2 | MjrDeathAdder | 60% | 84 |
| #3 | Jebus | 52% | 96 |
| #4 | BaZ | 48% | 87 |
| #5 | Pain | 47% | 129 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pain | 301 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #2 | Jebus | 261 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #3 | BaZ | 173 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | MjrDeathAdder | 166 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | Milzzy | 159 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eternity | +2.31 | 87 | 42 |
| #2 | Pain | +2.20 | 79 | 37 |
| #3 | Jebus | +0.39 | 52 | 74 |
| #4 | Milzzy | +0.35 | 43 | 59 |
| #5 | BaZ | +0.12 | 73 | 37 |





