








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 264 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Premier | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5445 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,567 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3948 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4287 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4326 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3006 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,302,436 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 155 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | darken | 59% | 32 |
| #2 | Pekkachu | 55% | 128 |
| #3 | LarsKraftWagenFahrer | 49% | 72 |
| #4 | NEVER-PEEK Shraid (NEVER LUCKY) | 48% | 399 |
| #5 | 𝐹ⱥkieツ | 46% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | LarsKraftWagenFahrer | 49% | 72 |
| #4 | NEVER-PEEK Shraid (NEVER LUCKY) | 48% | 399 |
| #5 | 𝐹ⱥkieツ | 46% | 112 |
| #6 | N.H | 44% | 172 |
| #7 | Sophi | 44% | 351 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NEVER-PEEK Shraid (NEVER LUCKY) | 47 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | 𝐹ⱥkieツ | 8 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Pekkachu | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Sophi | 5 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | N.H | 5 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NEVER-PEEK Shraid (NEVER LUCKY) | 1270 | 0.16 | 31 min |
| #2 | Pekkachu | 279 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #3 | 𝐹ⱥkieツ | 267 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #4 | N.H | 166 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #5 | Sophi | 124 | 0.02 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NEVER-PEEK Shraid (NEVER LUCKY) | +3.38 | 84 | 81 |
| #2 | darken | +2.07 | 88 | 50 |
| #3 | 𝐹ⱥkieツ | +1.71 | 77 | 69 |
| #4 | N.H | +1.70 | 85 | 59 |
| #5 | JosiG | +1.43 | 66 | 69 |





