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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 379 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2494 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,918 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2359 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1668 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2849 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1042 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $896,620 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 60 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LarsKraftWagenFahrer | 60% | 75 |
| #2 | darken | 59% | 39 |
| #3 | JosiG | 55% | 128 |
| #4 | NEVER-PEEK Shraid (NEVER LUCKY) | 54% | 209 |
| #5 | Sophi | 50% | 195 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | JosiG | 55% | 128 |
| #4 | NEVER-PEEK Shraid (NEVER LUCKY) | 54% | 209 |
| #5 | Sophi | 50% | 195 |
| #6 | N.H | 46% | 91 |
| #7 | 𝐹ⱥkieツ | 43% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NEVER-PEEK Shraid (NEVER LUCKY) | 30 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | LarsKraftWagenFahrer | 6 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | darken | 6 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | N.H | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Sophi | 3 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NEVER-PEEK Shraid (NEVER LUCKY) | 801 | 0.19 | 19 min |
| #2 | JosiG | 263 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | Sophi | 141 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #4 | N.H | 137 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | darken | 98 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NEVER-PEEK Shraid (NEVER LUCKY) | +4.25 | 85 | 83 |
| #2 | darken | +3.70 | 89 | 55 |
| #3 | JosiG | +2.35 | 69 | 71 |
| #4 | LarsKraftWagenFahrer | +1.76 | 72 | 53 |
| #5 | N.H | +1.64 | 81 | 64 |





