








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 727 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 449 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




69 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7018 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,722 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7277 | 24% |
| Smokes | 8952 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 8368 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 6125 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,592,039 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1222 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Daggerdon | 55% | 95 |
| #2 | Agent S. | 53% | 198 |
| #3 | NEVER-PEEK Shraid (NEVER LUCKY) | 52% | 105 |
| #4 | N.H | 48% | 381 |
| #5 | mATZE | 47% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TenSens | 753 | 0.16 | 23 min |
| #2 | N.H | 558 | 0.07 | 14 min |
| #3 | Agent S. | 441 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #4 | NEVER-PEEK Shraid (NEVER LUCKY) | 327 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #5 | JosiG | 323 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NEVER-PEEK Shraid (NEVER LUCKY) | +3.70 | 87 | 80 |
| #2 | JosiG | +1.59 | 60 | 69 |
| #3 | TenSens | +1.20 | 82 | 63 |
| #4 | 𝐹ⱥkieツ | +0.93 | 76 | 69 |
| #5 | N.H | +0.15 | 81 | 62 |





