








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 923 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 439 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8204 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,594 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4015 | 18% |
| Smokes | 4835 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 7490 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 6254 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,807,758 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1148 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | NEVER-PEEK Shraid (NEVER LUCKY) | 48% | 264 |
| #6 | 𝐹ⱥkieツ | 48% | 381 |
| #7 | Pekkachu | 46% | 91 |
| #8 | JosiG | 44% | 172 |
| #9 | Sophi | 41% | 204 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝐹ⱥkieツ | 37 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | NEVER-PEEK Shraid (NEVER LUCKY) | 25 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | TenSens | 15 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | Agent S. | 12 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | JosiG | 7 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝐹ⱥkieツ | 1094 | 0.14 | 25 min |
| #2 | NEVER-PEEK Shraid (NEVER LUCKY) | 911 | 0.17 | 24 min |
| #3 | JosiG | 430 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #4 | TenSens | 423 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #5 | Agent S. | 351 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NEVER-PEEK Shraid (NEVER LUCKY) | +3.22 | 86 | 81 |
| #2 | TenSens | +2.05 | 83 | 65 |
| #3 | 𝐹ⱥkieツ | +0.97 | 75 | 70 |
| #4 | JosiG | +0.77 | 64 | 71 |
| #5 | N.H | +0.57 | 81 | 62 |





