








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 405 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2629 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,882 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1942 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2409 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1500 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2031 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $509,040 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 113 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | p0keyy | 58% | 161 |
| #8 | Valene | 56% | 16 |
| #9 | Joon | 55% | 11 |
| #10 | 80 Nuggets | 50% | 103 |
| #11 | roxo | 31% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | emt | 626 | 0.20 | 14 min |
| #2 | p0keyy | 539 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #3 | Jimmy | 222 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | dumbo | 220 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | hiyah | 154 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yes!Yes! | +2.93 | 76 | 66 |
| #2 | Joon | +2.54 | 91 | 69 |
| #3 | p0keyy | +2.48 | 80 | 70 |
| #4 | roxo | +2.40 | 91 | 68 |
| #5 | emt | +1.61 | 71 | 63 |





