








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 451 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 70 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5869 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,041 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6204 | 26% |
| Smokes | 6578 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6455 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4804 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,428,826 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 196 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Valene | 66% | 32 |
| #2 | Yes!Yes! | 65% | 163 |
| #3 | hiyah | 64% | 226 |
| #4 | stanleythedog | 59% | 190 |
| #5 | p0keyy | 58% | 427 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | p0keyy | 1472 | 0.17 | 36 min |
| #2 | dumbo | 735 | 0.13 | 15 min |
| #3 | Jimmy | 722 | 0.10 | 20 min |
| #4 | hiyah | 660 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #5 | Yes!Yes! | 524 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | p0keyy | +3.80 | 81 | 72 |
| #2 | roxo | +3.79 | 88 | 69 |
| #3 | Yes!Yes! | +3.36 | 76 | 66 |
| #4 | emt | +1.92 | 71 | 66 |
| #5 | stanleythedog | +0.09 | 54 | 55 |





