








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 119 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 186 matches | ||
| Faceit | 148 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3080 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,664 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2663 | 19% |
| Smokes | 3966 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4209 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2826 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,200,583 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 73 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jouni | 66% | 35 |
| #2 | temesta | 57% | 30 |
| #3 | Pylväs | 56% | 71 |
| #4 | -Betzku- | 56% | 34 |
| #5 | LENNART | 55% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kn0cki | 3 | 0.0006 |
| #2 | MASA | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Malmin Walde | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | KINKKU69 | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Pylväs | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kn0cki | 508 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #2 | LENNART | 360 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #3 | Malmin Walde | 210 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #4 | KINKKU69 | 203 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #5 | dj fox | 185 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jouni | +4.24 | 89 | 73 |
| #2 | LENNART | +3.55 | 79 | 70 |
| #3 | Credi | +2.72 | 73 | 64 |
| #4 | Malmin Walde | +1.36 | 76 | 63 |
| #5 | GArY | +1.22 | 78 | 63 |





