








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 627 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 339 matches | ||
| Faceit | 189 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8227 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,639 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7332 | 30% |
| Smokes | 5729 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 6113 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5465 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,096,281 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 162 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Credi | 68% | 40 |
| #2 | BOSS | 56% | 73 |
| #3 | MiiGaGa | 55% | 84 |
| #4 | eepa | 54% | 83 |
| #5 | GArY | 54% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Malmin Walde | 7 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | Kn0cki | 3 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | dj fox | 2 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | Jouni | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | Croixii | 2 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jouni | 894 | 0.28 | 26 min |
| #2 | Malmin Walde | 783 | 0.09 | 21 min |
| #3 | dj fox | 648 | 0.14 | 17 min |
| #4 | Kn0cki | 505 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #5 | BOSS | 416 | 0.27 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LENNART | +3.41 | 75 | 72 |
| #2 | Credi | +2.25 | 67 | 69 |
| #3 | Jouni | +1.74 | 78 | 72 |
| #4 | BOSS | +1.47 | 73 | 77 |
| #5 | GArY | +1.21 | 79 | 67 |





