








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 211 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 493 matches | ||
| Faceit | 373 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8380 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,108 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8984 | 27% |
| Smokes | 8446 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 7559 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 8119 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,274,450 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 361 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #15 | KINKKU69 | 47% | 161 |
| #16 | temesta | 46% | 110 |
| #17 | Croixii | 45% | 140 |
| #18 | NaKerTaAkO? | 44% | 81 |
| #19 | LuSsE[] | 43% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KINKKU69 | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | LENNART | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | MiiGaGa | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | temesta | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Malmin Walde | 2 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LENNART | 1051 | 0.21 | 30 min |
| #2 | dj fox | 713 | 0.13 | 18 min |
| #3 | Malmin Walde | 635 | 0.09 | 17 min |
| #4 | MiiGaGa | 543 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| #5 | Jouni | 483 | 0.27 | 15 min |





