








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 159 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 99 matches | ||
| Premier | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1968 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,302 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4020 | 39% |
| Smokes | 1422 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 2680 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2180 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $312,593 of utility $60 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 113 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | c00kies🔨 | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | Crunch Punch | 60% | 15 |
| #3 | deamonkeeper | 54% | 35 |
| #4 | Bentley | 54% | 59 |
| #5 | michael | 53% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bentley | 4 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Thedoc | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | cyberdeath | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | TsD FoxDie | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | deamonkeeper | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cyberdeath | 197 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #2 | TsD FoxDie | 194 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #3 | Thedoc | 167 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #4 | Bentley | 95 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | TsD ARThxr 999 | 90 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | marble | +3.46 | 80 | 61 |
| #2 | anonyweed | +2.19 | 52 | 67 |
| #3 | gascaN | +2.12 | 66 | 70 |
| #4 | Thedoc | +2.08 | 67 | 66 |
| #5 | ImLowOnAmmo | +1.09 | 73 | 55 |





