








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 645 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 394 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




176 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3945 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,702 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 838 | 13% |
| Smokes | 1290 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2864 | 43% |
| Molotovs | 1710 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,598,526 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 774 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Babilou | 44% | 36 |
| #10 | XeniisK | 44% | 62 |
| #11 | Roro_L'asticot | 43% | 122 |
| #12 | Cuty & Clumsy | 42% | 38 |
| #13 | Tacos2000 | 38% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Asu☆ | 60 | 0.0147 |
| #2 | El Péké | 58 | 0.0140 |
| #3 | Peushu | 32 | 0.0097 |
| #4 | Roro_L'asticot | 14 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | Monsieur♎ | 13 | 0.0076 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Asu☆ | 400 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #2 | Roro_L'asticot | 266 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #3 | El Péké | 231 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | Kipik | 176 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | Peushu | 158 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kipik | +4.98 | 90 | 69 |
| #2 | Cuty & Clumsy | +4.29 | 89 | 69 |
| #3 | Cé © | +2.39 | 68 | 58 |
| #4 | Monsieur♎ | +1.61 | 44 | 48 |
| #5 | El Péké | +1.33 | 68 | 44 |





