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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 434 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1020 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,189 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 386 | 18% |
| Smokes | 473 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 939 | 43% |
| Molotovs | 391 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $441,014 of utility $211 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 100 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | El Péké | 50% | 12 |
| #2 | Asu☆ | 50% | 30 |
| #3 | Lelio | 49% | 80 |
| #4 | Skycun | 46% | 52 |
| #5 | JdFolowars | 44% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Lelio | 49% | 80 |
| #4 | Skycun | 46% | 52 |
| #5 | JdFolowars | 44% | 25 |
| #6 | XeniisK | 43% | 7 |
| #7 | Tacos2000 | 39% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lelio | 43 | 0.0254 |
| #2 | Asu☆ | 16 | 0.0253 |
| #3 | Skycun | 13 | 0.0122 |
| #4 | JdFolowars | 6 | 0.0120 |
| #5 | El Péké | 6 | 0.0240 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skycun | 134 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #2 | Tacos2000 | 69 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | Asu☆ | 57 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | JdFolowars | 45 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | Lelio | 36 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | El Péké | +2.59 | 72 | 49 |
| #2 | Monsieur♎ | +1.88 | 44 | 47 |
| #3 | Skycun | +1.37 | 54 | 65 |
| #4 | XeniisK | +1.10 | 64 | 46 |
| #5 | Lelio | +0.54 | 56 | 28 |





