








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 108 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 467 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4669 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,166 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5708 | 30% |
| Smokes | 5378 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5140 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2940 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,484,588 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 166 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cé © | 50% | 66 |
| #2 | Kipik | 48% | 171 |
| #3 | Cuty & Clumsy | 47% | 38 |
| #4 | XeniisK | 46% | 144 |
| #5 | Yzo | 46% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | El Péké | 46% | 103 |
| #7 | Asu☆ | 45% | 177 |
| #8 | Lelio | 43% | 122 |
| #9 | Peushu | 43% | 268 |
| #10 | Babilou | 38% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lelio | 33 | 0.0134 |
| #2 | Peushu | 27 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | Asu☆ | 24 | 0.0067 |
| #4 | El Péké | 12 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | Yzo | 7 | 0.0073 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Asu☆ | 350 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #2 | Kipik | 213 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #3 | Peushu | 201 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| #4 | Babilou | 182 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | Yzo | 136 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kipik | +3.87 | 86 | 68 |
| #2 | Cuty & Clumsy | +3.17 | 88 | 72 |
| #3 | El Péké | +0.75 | 69 | 46 |
| #4 | Yzo | +0.66 | 70 | 63 |
| #5 | XeniisK | +0.53 | 73 | 43 |





