








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 371 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 590 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




102 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6116 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,255 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6705 | 29% |
| Smokes | 7101 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4145 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 5304 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,882,575 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 33 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Babilou | 47% | 57 |
| #9 | Roro_L'asticot | 45% | 177 |
| #10 | Lelio | 45% | 201 |
| #11 | Yzo | 44% | 85 |
| #12 | El Péké | 41% | 241 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lelio | 59 | 0.0145 |
| #2 | El Péké | 48 | 0.0094 |
| #3 | Kipik | 24 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | Peushu | 20 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | Roro_L'asticot | 14 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kipik | 532 | 0.07 | 16 min |
| #2 | Roro_L'asticot | 380 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #3 | El Péké | 245 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #4 | Cuty & Clumsy | 244 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #5 | Yzo | 233 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kipik | +4.46 | 89 | 69 |
| #2 | Morgan | +4.37 | 82 | 60 |
| #3 | Cuty & Clumsy | +3.73 | 91 | 69 |
| #4 | Yzo | +1.07 | 69 | 62 |
| #5 | Cé © | +0.25 | 64 | 56 |





