








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 200 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 86 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2076 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,935 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2491 | 36% |
| Smokes | 2039 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 736 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 1669 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $606,171 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 638 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ironbobcat | 23 | 0.0406 |
| #2 | Zuko | 9 | 0.0330 |
| #3 | OldMateRocky | 8 | 0.0062 |
| #4 | aggressive homie | 5 | 0.0129 |
| #5 | Lucky | 5 | 0.0151 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OldMateRocky | 132 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #2 | ironbobcat | 71 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #3 | aggressive homie | 61 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #4 | Zuko | 50 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #5 | Hackett | 48 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ironbobcat | +3.47 | 68 | 37 |
| #2 | Zuko | +1.70 | 97 | 72 |
| #3 | OldMateRocky | +1.47 | 63 | 64 |
| #4 | Hackett | +1.36 | 77 | 64 |
| #5 | Lucky | +1.11 | 88 | 70 |





