








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 876 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 65 matches | ||
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3764 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,958 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2643 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2450 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2629 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2236 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $821,680 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 465 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hackett | 73% | 26 |
| #2 | ArmD. | 64% | 22 |
| #3 | T3R | 62% | 63 |
| #4 | General Manager Viv | 59% | 39 |
| #5 | Drip Wizard | 57% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Ned279 | 48% | 42 |
| #12 | Zem | 48% | 61 |
| #13 | Titan Jr. | 46% | 39 |
| #14 | Clutch Powers | 44% | 27 |
| #15 | Blue123 | 38% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T3R | 25 | 0.0196 |
| #2 | Drip Wizard | 18 | 0.0178 |
| #3 | Titanβ’ | 13 | 0.0081 |
| #4 | Ned279 | 10 | 0.0115 |
| #5 | H | 5 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T3R | 269 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #2 | Titanβ’ | 221 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | Drip Wizard | 171 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #4 | Blue123 | 121 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | gui | 92 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OldMateRocky | +4.03 | 72 | 65 |
| #2 | Hackett | +1.45 | 85 | 64 |
| #3 | Orbit | +1.42 | 56 | 64 |
| #4 | Titanβ’ | +1.27 | 67 | 60 |
| #5 | ArmD. | +1.09 | 75 | 61 |





