








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 208 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 99 matches | ||
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3397 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,737 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1994 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3091 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2092 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2560 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,617,365 of utility $205 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 98 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shadowmenace | 66% | 38 |
| #2 | Johnny219 | 59% | 37 |
| #3 | dink | 59% | 32 |
| #4 | Peckers | 59% | 22 |
| #5 | tanner | 57% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #15 | ping | 43% | 54 |
| #16 | Fence? | 39% | 36 |
| #17 | Adeft | 38% | 26 |
| #18 | V1nson | 38% | 21 |
| #19 | Neeks | 38% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nashhty. | 9 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | Neeks | 6 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | ping | 5 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | NIWIH | 4 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | tanner | 4 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Neeks | 273 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #2 | Insyte | 242 | 0.27 | 7 min |
| #3 | Kole | 223 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #4 | tanner | 193 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #5 | ping | 159 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zaetep | +4.28 | 92 | 48 |
| #2 | dink | +2.72 | 94 | 53 |
| #3 | ping | +2.54 | 83 | 64 |
| #4 | Just Jesse | +1.93 | 67 | 54 |
| #5 | tanner | +1.64 | 73 | 64 |





