








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1207 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,375 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 715 | 30% |
| Smokes | 718 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 524 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 418 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $244,112 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☎MatDia$ // KongLuksus | 100% | 6 |
| #2 | Ash på Hash | 54% | 13 |
| #3 | Frygt Ikke Tro Kun | 44% | 27 |
| #4 | Pede // Fuiyoh | 44% | 57 |
| #5 | Rivimi | 40% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Rivimi | 40% | 40 |
| #6 | t-bag☕ | 37% | 43 |
| #7 | Precum Manifest | 37% | 49 |
| #8 | Håbet ♿ | 33% | 61 |
| #9 | Doglord | 15% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Håbet ♿ | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Frygt Ikke Tro Kun | 3 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | Pede // Fuiyoh | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Precum Manifest | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Rivimi | 2 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Håbet ♿ | 267 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #2 | Precum Manifest | 138 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #3 | t-bag☕ | 116 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | Rivimi | 89 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | Pede // Fuiyoh | 82 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Garfield | +2.75 | 72 | 58 |
| #2 | Precum Manifest | +0.98 | 70 | 70 |
| #3 | Frygt Ikke Tro Kun | +0.31 | 67 | 63 |
| #4 | ☎MatDia$ // KongLuksus | -0.52 | 39 | 68 |
| #5 | Ash på Hash | -0.80 | 73 | 17 |





