








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 197 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 58 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2019 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,283 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4784 | 39% |
| Smokes | 2496 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2821 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2182 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $435,427 of utility $64 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 40 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wabbit | 47% | 43 |
| #2 | Frygt Ikke Tro Kun | 46% | 152 |
| #3 | Precum Manifest | 43% | 250 |
| #4 | Rivimi | 43% | 234 |
| #5 | t-bag☕ | 42% | 165 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | t-bag☕ | 42% | 165 |
| #6 | Pede // Fuiyoh | 42% | 106 |
| #7 | Ash på Hash | 40% | 20 |
| #8 | Doglord | 38% | 118 |
| #9 | Garfield | 33% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rivimi | 13 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Precum Manifest | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Frygt Ikke Tro Kun | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Pede // Fuiyoh | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | t-bag☕ | 3 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Precum Manifest | 791 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #2 | Rivimi | 486 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #3 | t-bag☕ | 373 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #4 | Frygt Ikke Tro Kun | 216 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #5 | Pede // Fuiyoh | 118 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Garfield | +2.15 | 72 | 58 |
| #2 | Precum Manifest | +1.94 | 70 | 67 |
| #3 | Frygt Ikke Tro Kun | +1.09 | 67 | 68 |
| #4 | Wabbit | -0.29 | 59 | 69 |
| #5 | Håbet ♿ | -0.50 | 48 | 66 |





