








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 362 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 342 matches | ||
| Faceit | 42 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3454 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,450 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2449 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2941 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2857 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3203 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,847,800 of utility $208 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 227 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ElectricSweetPotato | 53% | 121 |
| #2 | Joeshmoe | 52% | 86 |
| #3 | knz | 51% | 68 |
| #4 | BigDaddyLion | 43% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ElectricSweetPotato | 53% | 121 |
| #2 | Joeshmoe | 52% | 86 |
| #3 | knz | 51% | 68 |
| #4 | BigDaddyLion | 43% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joeshmoe | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | ElectricSweetPotato | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | knz | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | BigDaddyLion | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ElectricSweetPotato | 557 | 0.21 | 13 min |
| #2 | knz | 320 | 0.22 | 9 min |
| #3 | BigDaddyLion | 315 | 0.24 | 9 min |
| #4 | Joeshmoe | 266 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | knz | +2.40 | 76 | 63 |
| #2 | Joeshmoe | +0.91 | 65 | 59 |
| #3 | ElectricSweetPotato | +0.39 | 63 | 60 |
| #4 | BigDaddyLion | -0.68 | 54 | 70 |
| #5 | Aksium | -1.64 | 42 | 55 |





