








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 59 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3446 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,777 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2848 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3187 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3158 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2584 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $365,596 of utility $60 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 203 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | gubbmicke | 57% | 63 |
| #7 | Bartosz | 56% | 75 |
| #8 | Goblin | 51% | 59 |
| #9 | askel | 50% | 90 |
| #10 | Stitch<3 | 49% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LUCASW | +2.94 | 76 | 69 |
| #2 | Bartosz | +2.82 | 63 | 62 |
| #3 | TJNY | +2.29 | 68 | 53 |
| #4 | ACSI | +0.96 | 74 | 56 |
| #5 | gubbmicke | -0.32 | 69 | 56 |





