








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 24 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1100 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,269 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1769 | 41% |
| Smokes | 1113 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 528 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 859 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $283,360 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LUCASW | 10 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | gubbmicke | 4 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | Bartosz | 3 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | Yngel | 3 | 0.0070 |
| #5 | BOOHAA | 2 | 0.0124 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LUCASW | 188 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #2 | Bartosz | 152 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | gubbmicke | 98 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | Goblin | 72 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Yngel | 55 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LUCASW | +3.77 | 74 | 71 |
| #2 | Yngel | +3.48 | 66 | 66 |
| #3 | Bartosz | +2.65 | 70 | 64 |
| #4 | TJNY | +1.42 | 70 | 61 |
| #5 | BOOHAA | +0.76 | 76 | 65 |





