








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 20 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 25 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
400 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 924 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 251 | 27% |
| Smokes | 280 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 251 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 142 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $136,276 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ IMJOSEMOURINHO | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | Monkeman | 75% | 4 |
| #3 | Kaloss | 62% | 13 |
| #4 | ra1ts | 59% | 29 |
| #5 | M I K E | 57% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M I K E | 5 | 0.0115 |
| #2 | Kaloss | 2 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | Sviit Hõum | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | ra1ts | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Daimps | 1 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sviit Hõum | 75 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #2 | Kaloss | 55 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #3 | ra1ts | 38 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | M I K E | 30 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Monkeman | 23 | 0.27 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ IMJOSEMOURINHO | +3.67 | 59 | 77 |
| #2 | ra1ts | +2.19 | 40 | 56 |
| #3 | ttsmstr | +0.07 | 37 | 47 |
| #4 | M I K E | -0.07 | 33 | 58 |
| #5 | Kaloss | -0.08 | 47 | 72 |





