








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 288 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2570 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,075 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2400 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2325 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4716 | 43% |
| Molotovs | 1634 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $599,532 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KR | 63% | 51 |
| #2 | ttsmstr | 57% | 21 |
| #3 | Daimps | 54% | 224 |
| #4 | Sviit Hõum | 51% | 230 |
| #5 | ra1ts | 47% | 148 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Sviit Hõum | 51% | 230 |
| #5 | ra1ts | 47% | 148 |
| #6 | ✪ IMJOSEMOURINHO | 43% | 30 |
| #7 | Kaloss | 40% | 80 |
| #8 | Monkeman | 17% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Daimps | 16 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | Sviit Hõum | 8 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | ra1ts | 8 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Kaloss | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | ✪ IMJOSEMOURINHO | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sviit Hõum | 505 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #2 | Kaloss | 309 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #3 | Daimps | 246 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #4 | ra1ts | 228 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #5 | ✪ IMJOSEMOURINHO | 109 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ IMJOSEMOURINHO | +2.91 | 67 | 79 |
| #2 | Daimps | +1.43 | 55 | 43 |
| #3 | ra1ts | +1.10 | 45 | 53 |
| #4 | KR | +0.24 | 37 | 65 |
| #5 | Kaloss | +0.08 | 63 | 67 |





