








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 551 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 310 matches | ||
| Premier | 257 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




80 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7926 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,064 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7525 | 27% |
| Smokes | 8435 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 6258 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 5846 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,019,923 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1914 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zundo | 61% | 72 |
| #2 | Haxor | 55% | 44 |
| #3 | jaypee | 52% | 65 |
| #4 | wex | 51% | 78 |
| #5 | clouds | 49% | 133 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | jaypee | 52% | 65 |
| #4 | wex | 51% | 78 |
| #5 | clouds | 49% | 133 |
| #6 | nearly mate | 44% | 112 |
| #7 | Kylex42 | 41% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | clouds | 17 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | nearly mate | 11 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | Kylex42 | 11 | 0.0067 |
| #4 | jaypee | 8 | 0.0059 |
| #5 | zundo | 7 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | clouds | 628 | 0.22 | 17 min |
| #2 | nearly mate | 281 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #3 | zundo | 274 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #4 | Kylex42 | 262 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #5 | jaypee | 224 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zundo | +2.89 | 77 | 68 |
| #2 | Haxor | +2.15 | 88 | 61 |
| #3 | trapzyy | +2.02 | 72 | 64 |
| #4 | wex | +0.94 | 78 | 59 |
| #5 | clouds | +0.79 | 72 | 70 |





