








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1286 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 687 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 240 matches | ||
| Faceit | 206 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




235 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
19414 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 44,158 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 15366 | 35% |
| Smokes | 9882 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 8862 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 10048 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,508,133 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 983 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yellow | 84% | 91 |
| #2 | raas | 73% | 96 |
| #3 | Sudo | 67% | 125 |
| #4 | reflexx | 63% | 75 |
| #5 | trapzyy | 61% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DxM | 782 | 0.21 | 22 min |
| #2 | nug | 446 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #3 | raas | 380 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #4 | Yellow | 355 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #5 | Sudo | 301 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zundo | +4.48 | 82 | 62 |
| #2 | Yellow | +2.69 | 75 | 51 |
| #3 | trapzyy | +1.73 | 62 | 65 |
| #4 | raas | +1.36 | 69 | 55 |
| #5 | DxM | +0.37 | 72 | 59 |





