








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1137 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 536 matches | ||
| Wingman | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 69 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5990 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,048 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7327 | 37% |
| Smokes | 4476 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4952 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3293 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,210,387 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1287 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | i skip leg day | 58% | 52 |
| #2 | EzTeK,- | 51% | 92 |
| #3 | gwnneenstukcheddarkaas | 48% | 243 |
| #4 | GRAV!TY | 47% | 287 |
| #5 | Thom | 46% | 384 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | gwnneenstukcheddarkaas | 48% | 243 |
| #4 | GRAV!TY | 47% | 287 |
| #5 | Thom | 46% | 384 |
| #6 | bårdo | 45% | 130 |
| #7 | Hion-V | 44% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GRAV!TY | 24 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | i skip leg day | 21 | 0.0197 |
| #3 | Thom | 15 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | gwnneenstukcheddarkaas | 14 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | bårdo | 12 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GRAV!TY | 826 | 0.14 | 21 min |
| #2 | Thom | 659 | 0.09 | 15 min |
| #3 | gwnneenstukcheddarkaas | 504 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #4 | bårdo | 326 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #5 | EzTeK,- | 177 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EzTeK,- | +3.45 | 68 | 60 |
| #2 | i skip leg day | +2.86 | 76 | 57 |
| #3 | Hion-V | +1.15 | 60 | 54 |
| #4 | Lunc | +0.96 | 41 | 62 |
| #5 | GRAV!TY | +0.74 | 69 | 56 |





