








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 646 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 601 matches | ||
| Wingman | 158 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




77 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5343 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,194 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4812 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4977 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4032 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2373 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,457,178 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 281 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | i skip leg day | 58% | 50 |
| #2 | EzTeK,- | 52% | 46 |
| #3 | GRAV!TY | 50% | 313 |
| #4 | Lunc | 48% | 243 |
| #5 | bårdo | 46% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | EzTeK,- | 52% | 46 |
| #3 | GRAV!TY | 50% | 313 |
| #4 | Lunc | 48% | 243 |
| #5 | bårdo | 46% | 84 |
| #6 | Thom | 44% | 162 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GRAV!TY | 21 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | i skip leg day | 17 | 0.0167 |
| #3 | Lunc | 14 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Thom | 9 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | bårdo | 6 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GRAV!TY | 923 | 0.15 | 24 min |
| #2 | Lunc | 660 | 0.13 | 17 min |
| #3 | Thom | 276 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #4 | bårdo | 171 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | i skip leg day | 164 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EzTeK,- | +4.78 | 73 | 62 |
| #2 | i skip leg day | +2.56 | 74 | 57 |
| #3 | GRAV!TY | +1.66 | 70 | 59 |
| #4 | Lunc | +0.72 | 40 | 64 |
| #5 | gwnneenstukcheddarkaas | -0.21 | 36 | 47 |





