








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 32 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 133 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 71 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3908 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,972 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6101 | 36% |
| Smokes | 6157 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 3971 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 743 | 4% |
Our logs show you have wasted $605,365 of utility $57 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 144 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dank bonkripper78 | 7 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | biKs | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | NukinTURTLe | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Genericho | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Deep Forever | 4 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NukinTURTLe | +3.13 | 72 | 66 |
| #2 | [Marv]The Special One | +2.97 | 89 | 57 |
| #3 | Genericho | +2.10 | 75 | 44 |
| #4 | Cesho | +2.08 | 84 | 39 |
| #5 | biKs | +1.45 | 67 | 71 |





