








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1697 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,367 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 747 | 22% |
| Smokes | 828 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1138 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 654 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $565,481 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 240 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Melly♡ | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | Cesho | 61% | 38 |
| #3 | [Marv]The Special One | 56% | 43 |
| #4 | biKs | 55% | 29 |
| #5 | Fiend | 50% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ASaltyCroutons | 12 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | dank bonkripper78 | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | NukinTURTLe | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Cesho | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | strukes | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [Marv]The Special One | +2.70 | 86 | 57 |
| #2 | NukinTURTLe | +2.50 | 68 | 69 |
| #3 | Cesho | +2.02 | 83 | 40 |
| #4 | Genericho | +1.91 | 74 | 43 |
| #5 | biKs | +0.26 | 61 | 71 |





