








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 690 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 224 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 58 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3589 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,919 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8040 | 42% |
| Smokes | 2774 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 5106 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2999 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $630,759 of utility $63 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 377 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | suksiseveri | 57% | 28 |
| #2 | volvoraggare | 54% | 37 |
| #3 | Toby | 54% | 28 |
| #4 | Alokas Joona | 53% | 123 |
| #5 | AQSU | 52% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Eeär | 47% | 45 |
| #10 | Jezke | 46% | 28 |
| #11 | Uneusaurus Rex | 45% | 38 |
| #12 | UKSU LFT | 43% | 30 |
| #13 | ✪ Fiileew | 42% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Fiileew | 8 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | Alokas Joona | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | UKSU LFT | 5 | 0.0083 |
| #4 | AQSU | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | Thomadson | 3 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thomadson | 302 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #2 | Eelis | 253 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #3 | ✪ Fiileew | 225 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #4 | Alokas Joona | 128 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #5 | Eeär | 125 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jezke | +3.66 | 81 | 57 |
| #2 | Eeär | +3.16 | 61 | 58 |
| #3 | volvoraggare | +3.01 | 60 | 60 |
| #4 | ✪ Fiileew | +2.29 | 71 | 65 |
| #5 | dimitri from train | +2.24 | 66 | 59 |





