








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 143 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
334 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,170 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 403 | 19% |
| Smokes | 647 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 565 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 555 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $576,163 of utility $299 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 71 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | deejay | 50% | 18 |
| #2 | Dax | 47% | 19 |
| #3 | Meek | 44% | 36 |
| #4 | hyena | 43% | 30 |
| #5 | dry | 41% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | gaynine xx | 33% | 15 |
| #11 | lunar | 29% | 7 |
| #12 | david | 29% | 7 |
| #13 | QuBit | 12% | 17 |
| #14 | ❤︎j1zzard૮ • ﻌ - ა | 0% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dry | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | gaynine xx | 3 | 0.0108 |
| #3 | dave | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Meek | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | hyena | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dry | 194 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #2 | deejay | 105 | 0.27 | 3 min |
| #3 | hyena | 61 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | TDawginz | 49 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | dave | 37 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | deejay | +6.65 | 96 | 63 |
| #2 | hyena | +4.75 | 89 | 68 |
| #3 | gaynine xx | +3.60 | 85 | 56 |
| #4 | QuBit | +2.30 | 89 | 73 |
| #5 | dry | +1.84 | 82 | 62 |





