








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 486 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 238 matches | ||
| Faceit | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3068 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,138 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2068 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2827 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3111 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3132 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,238,409 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 42 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raddix | 56% | 63 |
| #2 | tobzNTC | 55% | 47 |
| #3 | C4pt4in 0bvi0us | 55% | 97 |
| #4 | CheesyDonut™ | 53% | 68 |
| #5 | Adventska Wendler | 52% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | popli | 9 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | bober | 8 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | L0neW0lf | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | C4pt4in 0bvi0us | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Adventska Wendler | 5 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L0neW0lf | 633 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| #2 | CheesyDonut™ | 562 | 0.38 | 15 min |
| #3 | popli | 342 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #4 | C4pt4in 0bvi0us | 341 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #5 | HULKK- | 229 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raddix | +1.76 | 74 | 68 |
| #2 | Isac | +1.63 | 81 | 68 |
| #3 | tobzNTC | +1.48 | 69 | 55 |
| #4 | HULKK- | +1.18 | 67 | 62 |
| #5 | C4pt4in 0bvi0us | +0.48 | 56 | 73 |





