








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1278 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 643 matches | ||
| Wingman | 264 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 162 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 88 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




125 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9395 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 43,853 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8305 | 19% |
| Smokes | 11183 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 14537 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 9828 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,098,986 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1779 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CheesyDonut™ | 52% | 133 |
| #2 | ffff | 51% | 299 |
| #3 | Jango | 50% | 185 |
| #4 | C4pt4in 0bvi0us | 49% | 132 |
| #5 | Adventska Wendler | 48% | 415 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CheesyDonut™ | 993 | 0.34 | 28 min |
| #2 | L0neW0lf | 884 | 0.17 | 23 min |
| #3 | popli | 769 | 0.08 | 17 min |
| #4 | Jango | 615 | 0.17 | 18 min |
| #5 | ffff | 588 | 0.10 | 15 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ffff | +5.29 | 75 | 62 |
| #2 | Jango | +4.39 | 75 | 79 |
| #3 | Isac | +1.56 | 81 | 65 |
| #4 | HULKK- | +1.28 | 69 | 56 |
| #5 | C4pt4in 0bvi0us | +0.43 | 54 | 67 |





