








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 798 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 531 matches | ||
| Faceit | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6442 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,012 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6641 | 23% |
| Smokes | 7912 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 7896 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 6563 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,437,228 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 704 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Isac | 52% | 178 |
| #2 | HULKK- | 50% | 379 |
| #3 | tobzNTC | 49% | 230 |
| #4 | Raddix | 49% | 180 |
| #5 | C4pt4in 0bvi0us | 49% | 366 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | popli | 17 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | bober | 16 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | HULKK- | 11 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | C4pt4in 0bvi0us | 10 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | tobzNTC | 9 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C4pt4in 0bvi0us | 1317 | 0.17 | 37 min |
| #2 | CheesyDonut™ | 1004 | 0.35 | 25 min |
| #3 | HULKK- | 874 | 0.11 | 21 min |
| #4 | tobzNTC | 559 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| #5 | popli | 437 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raddix | +1.66 | 76 | 65 |
| #2 | Isac | +1.37 | 79 | 69 |
| #3 | tobzNTC | +1.27 | 71 | 57 |
| #4 | HULKK- | +0.91 | 70 | 60 |
| #5 | C4pt4in 0bvi0us | -0.08 | 54 | 72 |





