








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 435 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 313 matches | ||
| Faceit | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4160 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,460 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5054 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5258 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5332 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3816 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,066,968 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Isac | 55% | 97 |
| #2 | CheesyDonut™ | 55% | 66 |
| #3 | Raddix | 53% | 150 |
| #4 | HULKK- | 50% | 224 |
| #5 | munch_kin | 49% | 154 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | popli | 49% | 148 |
| #8 | L0neW0lf | 49% | 366 |
| #9 | tobzNTC | 47% | 137 |
| #10 | Mitch | 35% | 34 |
| #11 | Adventska Wendler | 32% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L0neW0lf | 8 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | HULKK- | 8 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | tobzNTC | 8 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | popli | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | bober | 6 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L0neW0lf | 1259 | 0.16 | 31 min |
| #2 | HULKK- | 555 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| #3 | CheesyDonut™ | 531 | 0.36 | 13 min |
| #4 | tobzNTC | 335 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #5 | Raddix | 302 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raddix | +1.45 | 76 | 66 |
| #2 | tobzNTC | +1.06 | 69 | 59 |
| #3 | Isac | +0.99 | 78 | 69 |
| #4 | HULKK- | +0.78 | 69 | 59 |
| #5 | C4pt4in 0bvi0us | +0.01 | 55 | 70 |





