








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 307 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 161 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3458 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,317 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2686 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3193 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2473 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1965 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,193,669 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 102 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | anti | 59% | 22 |
| #2 | panic | 58% | 81 |
| #3 | coolboii | 56% | 57 |
| #4 | guccifer | 54% | 85 |
| #5 | Gooze ☯ | 54% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | guccifer | 8 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | coolboii | 7 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | Lang Zu | 6 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | panic | 5 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | Gooze ☯ | 4 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kingz | +2.44 | 84 | 59 |
| #2 | meniK_ | +1.86 | 65 | 74 |
| #3 | panic | +1.45 | 64 | 64 |
| #4 | -kHrN- | +1.08 | 83 | 73 |
| #5 | honK | +1.08 | 58 | 63 |





