








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1492 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 809 matches | ||
| Faceit | 448 matches | ||
| Esplay | 114 matches | 1,802 | |
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12510 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 52,373 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 16669 | 32% |
| Smokes | 9496 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 16759 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 9449 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,304,459 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 940 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M2☻ | 56% | 198 |
| #2 | MAzy-.- | 53% | 204 |
| #3 | hannula🙃 | 53% | 88 |
| #4 | RauL | 51% | 78 |
| #5 | 𝙣𝙞𝙡𝙯 | 51% | 192 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ηaschbitɛn ⍩ | 16 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | M2☻ | 16 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | MaxFire | 12 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | 𝙣𝙞𝙡𝙯 | 8 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | MAzy-.- | 7 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MAzy-.- | 1309 | 0.31 | 35 min |
| #2 | Ηaschbitɛn ⍩ | 1206 | 0.14 | 29 min |
| #3 | M2☻ | 772 | 0.19 | 18 min |
| #4 | ♛ BiG | 545 | 0.20 | 14 min |
| #5 | MaxFire | 486 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MAzy-.- | +3.71 | 82 | 76 |
| #2 | RauL | +2.52 | 84 | 57 |
| #3 | hannula🙃 | +2.04 | 74 | 68 |
| #4 | M2☻ | +1.95 | 79 | 69 |
| #5 | MaxFire | +0.78 | 75 | 59 |





